zftw:HAHAH ITS KOKO
i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
Guillermo, I fucking love you
This is the line that has gotten me through life.
Well my girl will never have this problem, I rather cook for her.
My roommate has come out to the kitchen to see me in a sports bra and shorts looking straight up golum on the counter getting ramen.
my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable
The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them
tip #1: text her “I H8 U” while standing right in front of her, a baller ass move she’ll never see coming