In the evolution of humans, big noses were selected for because they allowed for better air flow, better temperature regulation, and a better ability to sniff out both predators and family members. So basically, if you’ve got a big nose, it’s because your ancestors were badasses and you’re destined for evolutionary greatness! :D
some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers
My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level
I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.
our hot dogs in elementary school were green
Once I opened a ketchup packet that was so old it was dark brown
Also once we had fried chicken and my friend found 2 of its organs in her chicken breast… :, )
I once got grape juice that was grey and slime. I made the mistake of not looking before it slithered into my mouth.
my high school had to stop serving us milk and juice my freshman year because a bunch of kids got terrible food poisoning from it. we were all warned not to drink the juice and milk because it was filled with mold. every lunch period after that I always checked my food and I found molded cheese on a sandwitch, stale pizza, green tortillas and a bunch of other stuff. I know its not suppost to be 5 star food but 3 star would be nice.
my friend once found a staple in her chicken sandwich
This girl once opened & took a drank of orange juice & she spit it out, it looked like orange loogie. What the hell was in it?! & also, the people who don’t want to give kids healthy fresh lunches are the so called “pro-life” republican bullshitters.
sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you
lil quick one
Hey everyone, I don’t really have an acceptance speech prepared, but I hit 100k notes. Where’s my “I’m tumblr famous” lapel pin?
can anyone reply to this with a psychological thriller that I can watch online?
2 girls, 1 cup
I have this headcanon where Steve’s son is born with his original health maladies and wants to grow up to be just like his dad - and Steve is confronted with all these feelings of inadequacy as a father because he realizes his son can’t grow up to be like him. But no kid will probably ever be better protected from bullies, considering who all his uncles are. It’s probably just a matter of time before Uncle Tony builds him some really sweet replacement braces (“Should they have spinning rims? I feel like they should have spinning rims.”)
YOU SEE THOSE JAGGED BITS ON THE FLOOR?!
THAT’S MY BROKEN HEART.
we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones